It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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