I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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