Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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