If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
two words...techno handjob
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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