So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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