My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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