we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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