After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
barbara walters just said penis...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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