At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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