This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
We need to rekindle our bromance
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
please don't ironically join a cult
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