So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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