there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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