Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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