wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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