So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Bring me that man meat
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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