is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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