He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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