its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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