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so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Someone shattered a urinal.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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