I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i dont even know how to be here
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
tell me about the fingering
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