Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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