Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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