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Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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