in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Vodka?
Forever.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
