Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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