no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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