A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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