If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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