do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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