i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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