let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
