he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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