we have officially mastered the walk of shame
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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