Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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