Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I just googled if crying burns calories
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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