Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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