Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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