ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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