her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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