Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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