you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Pants are for mortals
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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