i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
cat food counts as protein by the way
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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