Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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