At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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