I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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