who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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