sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
The power of my boobs compel you
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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