either way he was missing a nipple.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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