Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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