Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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