He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
