I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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