gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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