GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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