i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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