i don't like sucking hair
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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